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Urgent
Medical Report Filed

A new medical report has been submitted and requires your immediate attention.

REF: #SLMA-20260215-001

official diagnosis
Patient: Salma
Status: Dramatically Unwell
Cause
Ate something suspicious yesterday. Tummy chose violence.
Symptoms
Tummy in crisis mode. General betrayal by own stomach.
Fasting
Attempted. Failed. The Ramadan credit remains unpaid.
Reason
Threw up. Body said "no we are NOT doing this today."
Activity
Sleep → wake up → sleep → wake up → sleep → repeat
Energy
Battery at 3%. On power saving mode.
Threat level
Low. She's too tired to be a threat to anyone rn.

Doctor's note: "She'll survive. But she WILL be dramatic about it, and honestly? She has every right."

1 DH
market price • non-negotiable
This is you right now.
A 1 dirham baby chicken. Squishy and dramatic.

Small. Round. Slightly broken.
Making little noises. Can barely walk.
Wobbling between consciousness and sleep.

The resemblance is actually scary.

But here's the thing about 1dh chickens —
they're the cutest thing at the souk.
Everyone wants to hold one.
Everyone wants to take care of one.

So yeah. You're a 1dh chicken.
And I wouldn't trade you for a 50dh one.

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Okay, for real now.
No more jokes. Just this.

I know today was rough. Your body literally said "nope" to everything you tried to do.

You wanted to fast and pay back your days. That takes real intention, and the fact that you tried even while feeling this terrible says everything about who you are.

Allah sees the effort, not just the result. And the days aren't going anywhere — they'll wait for you when your body is ready.

For now? Your only job is to rest. Not the "sleep-wake-sleep-wake-am-I-alive" kind of rest. Real rest. The kind where you actually let yourself recover without feeling guilty about it.

You're allowed to have a bad day. You're allowed to be fragile. You're allowed to be the 1dh chicken today so you can be the whole souk tomorrow.

Get well soon, ya Salma.
The world needs its cutest chicken back.
— someone who cares about you more than you know
past memories play a game